(Source: anothermag.com)

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

(Source: tyrells)

(Source: minced-oath)

sassykardashian:

Fred: Okay team let’s split up

Me: *worries for the wellbeing of shaggy and scooby*

(Source: postsecret.com)

cultmovie:

During a convention interview, star Glenn Howerton was asked why his character was named Dennis, whereas Charlie Day and Rob McElhenney's characters are named after themselves. Howerton responded by saying that he wanted to distance himself from his character as much as fucking possible.

cultmovie:

During a convention interview, star Glenn Howerton was asked why his character was named Dennis, whereas Charlie Day and Rob McElhenney's characters are named after themselves. Howerton responded by saying that he wanted to distance himself from his character as much as fucking possible.

One day you’ll look back on this and realize just how much I cared and just how badly you fucked up.

Midnight thoughts (I would have done anything for you)

(Source: reality-escape-artist)

theonion:

Man Kicking Self For Wasting Valuable Plate Space At Beginning Of Buffet Line

(Source: orangeskins)

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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Cashier: *dies at register*
Customer: are you open

gross gross gross gross gross YOU’RE SO GROSS

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

(Source: awwww-cute)