(Source: theclearlydope)

thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

howthehoolychillz:

bottomxdweller:

shawngalaxy:

onlylolgifs:

Sweets the english bulldog see’s a biker wave at us and she waves back all on her own

Fuccckkkk

OMGG

Oh my god

fullcravings:

Apple Cider Pancakes with Caramel Apple Syrup
delta-breezes:

Rebecca Caridad
200gb:

Ethereal Goddess Lucy Liu

200gb:

Ethereal Goddess Lucy Liu

(Source: brunzmeflugen)

animatedtext:

Every introvert alive knows the exquisite pleasure of stepping from the clamor of a party into the bathroom and closing the door.

Sophia Dembling, The Introvert’s Way: Living a Quiet Life in a Noisy World  (via ab-sences)

(Source: thesoutherly)

(Source: yummyfoodblog)

snorlaxatives:

braveagain:

snorlaxatives:

the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school

compulsory education laws may have also had something to do with it…

no no it was the annual scholastic book fair i’m sure of it

browniedrugs:

I’m guy fieri and we’re ROLLIN OUT


“I leave before being left. I decide”

“I leave before being left. I decide”

(Source: churchofllohan)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

broternia:

*begins breakdancing gently* what’s wrong, son 

what the fuck. what does this even mean. who thinks of this shit. why is it so funny. i hate this site.

(Source: parkermurdock)

I wonder
who’s arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved

I saw a comment underneath this once, reading “furthermore, i wonder who would still catch me” (via minuty)

(Source: abbycogen)