doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)
*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night
having feelings that you know are dumb
being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
are you telling me that Sigur Ros ISN’T pronounced “Sugar Ray”? they’re two different bands? is this what you’re telling me?
do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go
you are genetically impossible
that is not a dominant allele
I got laid off today and I left my fridge open the entire time I was at work. A+ day.